Diarithmetic

20140630_091649Diabetes is not for dummies. People who keep tight control of their diabetes must be either mathemeticians or own (and know how to operate) a Texas Instruments calculator like the one pictured on the right.

Let’s do the math: That’s one unit for every ten carbohydrates, plus one more unit for every 40 mg/dl over my target mg/dl, minus an expected value of glucose fluctuation based on “strenuous” exercise, minus the derivation of the stress coefficient when the variance is greater than the sum of the ml/dg, times the square root of pie . . . sugar-free, of course.

It’s even more difficult for us athletes with diabetes. (I count myself as an athlete with diabetes because I ride a bike and own silkscreened spandex.) Apparently, we must have a degree in physiology as well. Here’s the beginning of a long, technical article I recently read on the ADA website:

In intense exercise (>80% VO2max), unlike at lesser intensities, glucose is the exclusive muscle fuel. It must be mobilized from muscle and liver glycogen in both the fed and fasted states. Therefore, regulation of glucose production (GP) and glucose utilization (GU) have to be different from exercise at <60% VO2max, in which it is established that the portal glucagon-to-insulin ratio causes the less than or equal to twofold increase in GP. GU is subject to complex regulation by insulin, plasma glucose, alternate substrates, other humoral factors, and muscle factors. At lower intensities, plasma glucose is constant during postabsorptive exercise and declines during postprandial exercise (and often in persons with diabetes). During such exercise, insulin secretion is inhibited by β-cell α-adrenergic receptor activation.

Let me simplify the paragraph above and make it more practical for you: If you have type-1 diabetes and you exercise really hard . . . umm . . . never mind. I believe I got to >80% VO2max just trying to figure it out. I think it has something to do with something my liver does at intense exercise that’s different than when the exercise isn’t as intense, but I’m not sure what that means because now my blood sugar is really low and my brain stopped functioning properly.

Here’s what I do know: Caring for diabetes, like other things in life, is a holistic pursuit. It’s not just physical; it includes the mental, emotional, social, and spiritual dimensions as well.

Oh, and let’s not forget my favorite, the “humoral factors.” After all, laughter is the best medicine.

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